i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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