the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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