ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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