you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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