Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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