Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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