Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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