So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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