Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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