So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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