Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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