where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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