Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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My penis needs a shock collar
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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