im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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