Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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