The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Who died my cat blue again?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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