Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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