woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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