they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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