forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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