yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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