once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
i now understand why vodka
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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