I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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