ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
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What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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