The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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