where am i from again
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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