I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
