Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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