Don't make out with my wife yet
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
