why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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