woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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