He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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