It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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