nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
try to milk me bitch
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