Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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