I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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