so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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