u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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