I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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