Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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