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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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