they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I need moral support for this bender
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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