kristin has been a bad kristin
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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