ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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