Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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