you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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