My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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