i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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We don't watch enough power rangers
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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