Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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