Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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