Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There r osticjed everywhere
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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