im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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