i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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