Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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