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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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