I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Randomize
