So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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